As much as I loved the movie, I want to discuss the most important part — the fashion.

I tweeted about this yesterday but my favorite part about the promo image (seen above) is the “ring leader” (Rebecca, played by Katie Chang…who happens to be on the cover of the latest Sun-Times Splash FYI) is wearing the Louis Vuitton Pre-Fall 2010 cape that I was obsessed with at the time. My second favorite thing is seeing Emma Watson in a fur vest sporting a Birkin, and third is the fact that they all put way too much cream in their iced coffees.

Going into the theater, I assumed to hear and see the usual designers — Christian Louboutin, Chanel, Hermes but I was pleasantly surprised to hear “these…are Alexander McQueen” (referring to sunglasses) and “there’s a Rick Owens jacket!” But of course, there’s plenty of red soles to be seen…

I never understood the half-on, half-off beanie…but if this is supposed to take place in ’08, I’m all about it.

Velour jumpsuit with Uggs…it doesn’t get more classic than this, really.

But of course classing it up in the courtroom with a Lady Dior bag is a must.

And if you can’t wait for the movie to come out so you can check out the fashion for yourself, you can “go shopping” on the Bling Ring website. It looks like you can buy that Porsche 911 or a Louis Vuitton Vernis bag…or you can just get it for free. There’s also a “store locator” which really just made my day. Plus, they do an incredible job with their social media (pinning for each character and Tumbling some gifs just to name a few).

You don’t have to still shop at Kitson to enjoy this movie. Go see it. June 21. And if you don’t, at least download the soundtrack. Between that and Yeezus, I’m set for summer.

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and make fun of some too.

Like I said, there’s a ton of blogs out there now so of course you’re going to run into some #BloggerProblems.

“She DIYed her floral headband the exact same way I did for Coachella…maybe I shouldn’t have posted that tutorial on YouTube.”

“I’m trying to decide if I need the red Celine trio bag…I already have the yellow…and the black.”

“I was doing ombre way before it was a blogger thing.”

Mo bloggers, mo problems…right? If you’re not familiar with Shit Bloggers Wear, it’s obviously a play-on-words from Shit Girls Say (TWINSIES!) but “making fun of” trendy items you’d see on personal style blogs. So I looked through the entire thing and wanted to go over some of my favorites.

Although Celine makes beautiful bags, they (specifically the luggage tote and trapeze bag) have completely lost their luster. There’s nothing I hate more than spending a lot of money on something and a month later everyone has it. Which is why I made a very difficult decision last year…and sold my luggage tote (hashtag serious blogger problems).

I actually like this shoe, although I don’t own this specific one. I really loved when Valentino first started doing the rockstuds because it’s such a departure from the super feminine styles the brand is known for. And because my rockstud collection involves pretty much everything but these…I’m pretty happy about it (if you’re looking for a less expensive rockstud alternative, this post will do the trick).

So……not an iPhone?

Re: The Marant Trend

You know I love Proenza but I don’t love when everyone wears the same thing…however, I’m a little shocked to see the PS11 here and not the PS1. Regardless, I’m [surprisingly] okay with it.

Like when did this damn Kenzo tiger get so popular? And like the Valentino rockstuds, here’s an “on the cheap” option.

With my addiction to sunglasses, I’m surprised I never gave into these. They’re cool but there’s way too many awesome sunnies out there to wear the same ones as everyone else. Don’t you think?

I ain’t no homie but I am a Feline.

I don’t DIY.

It was interesting to see these become so popular with bloggers, considering they’re not exactly the cutest boots in the world. I can see that “these are too ugly to become a trend” mentality…but unfortunately too many people had that mentality.

These smell so freakin good so I don’t even care that they made the list.

Glorified Toms.

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Well that’s all for now. Thanks for listening to me rant about blogger problems. Now I’m just waiting for “all things camo” to show up on Shit Bloggers Wear…

Because I have a lot to say in this category, this will be part 1 of 2 (or maybe 3..who knows, really?)

Let’s start off with the controversial leather for summer, specifically leather shorts. Would I recommend them in 100+ degrees with 100% humidity? Probably not, but how often does that happen? I prefer my leather shorts to be on the loose side for summer (although I prefer most of my clothing in general to be on the looser side) so these Helmut Lang drawstring shorts are a great option. If you’re animal-friendly/a member of PETA (which in that case, I don’t recommend reading this blog) or looking for a budget-friendly option, go for the Black Shadow faux leather shorts.

I’m all about prints all year round, but they’re especially appropriate in the summer. We’ve seen big trends in both mixing and matching prints but I almost think it makes a bigger statement going matching. I’ve already got the printed shorts suit down but for warmer weather, a matching printed tank + shorts is a better option. I love this top and shorts from J.W Anderson (and they both happen to be on sale right now…just an FYI). I like to call this a two-fer look, because you could get use out of it for both day and night. I’d pair with flat sandals or oxfords for day and wedges or a chunky heel for night.

Although the “no white after Labor Day” rule no longer exists, summer is prime time for a white clutch. Marni happens to be killing it in this category…of course you can’t go wrong with Proenza Schouler or Saint Laurent (both on sale, which doesn’t hurt either). If you really want to be daring, I love an all white look (including the clutch) with a red lip or a statement necklace. And if you’re looking for more all white inspiration, this should be able to help.

Whether it’s pants, shorts, or a skirt, I am all about everything high-waisted. It’s much more slimming than you’d think, especially if you style it the right way. Pairing something high-waisted with a fitted tucked in shirt or a crop top are your best options. If you see me around this summer, there’s a very good chance I’ll be in my high-waisted Rag & Bone shorts from 2010, along with a cropped shirt of some sort. Whether it’s day or night, I will be in this look. Trust me. If you’re in the market for this summer essential, there’s a really awesome floral print Lashes of London crop top on ASOS right now that I am all about. Just remember, if I find you wearing a crop top with anything low rise (or even mid-rise) I will embarrass you. I promise.

One thing I’ve been on the hunt for the last month or so is some type of sandal/closed-toe flat hybrid. This is because when I attend street festivals and outdoor concerts, the last thing I want is to expose my feet to who knows what. I’ve had the same pair of cut-out MIA flats for years. They need to retire, ASAP and I think I’ve found their replacement — cut out oxfords. Dolce Vita makes a great pair in both black and bone. I’m really into both colors, although the black is probably the better option when attending festivals.

Last but not least, I will not bore you with this one because it’s something I just talked about on Friday…statement sunglasses. I guess sunglasses in general are a summer essential but it’s more fun when they’re a little crazy, right? Linda Farrow is my go-to for something statement-worthy, although ASOS has a pretty good selection of funky shades too.

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For more summer essentials…

Granted, sunglasses themselves have come a long way in the last 9 years (did you ever think you’d see such a thing as Jeremy Scott x Linda Farrow?) and of course, so has my style. Why I’m so drawn to statement sunglasses is unlike statement shoes (which I am a huge fan of as well), you can actually wear them. Some are a little crazy, I realize, but it’s better than falling on your ass from 6 inch heels with no platform…and in that case, those shoes are best left on a shelf looking pretty.

Now statement sunglasses can be in a variety of different categories. You can have a fairly simple silhouette with just a bright color, a funky shape unlike none you’ve ever seen before, or just an extreme cat-eye. No matter what you’re style is, everyone can use at least one pair of statement sunglasses in their life. It makes getting dressed so much easier. You can wear the simplest outfit, and just let your sunnies do the talking. You see…

Bottom collage image via The Cut…even though I totally screen captured it from a video

I’ve only done events in the past by hosting or being on the host committee but I’m actually throwing this event with Bolaji from SociaLifeChicago and I think it’s going to be pretty awesome (if I do say so myself).

Here’s what’s going down…

On Tuesday, June 25 from 6-8pm we’re putting together 10 teams for a friendly game of trivia at the Ritz’s brand new rooftop lounge, The Dec…but we’re not stopping there. To make things more interesting, we decided to get local businesses involved as sponsors so each trivia team will be named after a Chicago company. We already have Sidecar, von Z, Ford Models, SARCA, Purely, Glossed & Found, CakeStyle and Blueberry Moon on board as well as some others we’ll be announcing this week and next. If you own or work at a local business that might be interested in becoming a sponsor (100% of the sponsor tickets go to charity!) please email info@chicityfashion.com ASAP.

So for the rest of you, trivia participant tickets are $40 (which includes, food, drink and one spot on a trivia team) and we are also offering a limited quantity of spectator tickets at $20 if you want to just come, hang out, watch trivia, and consume some fantastic bites and beverages. Oh and I forgot to mention, we are raising money for Ann & Robert H. Lurie Children’s Hospital of Chicago. So, put your philanthropic hat on and get studying.

Not only can you get involved in a super fun (and probably somewhat competitive) game of trivia at this gorgeous new outdoor space at one of the nicest hotels in the city, you’ll get to eat their delicious food, try some beverages from Tito’s and Half Acre, AND you will be supporting a great cause. I’m not really sure what you’re waiting for, go buy your tickets here.

A special thank you to my friend Stephen for making this graphic. If it weren’t for you, this invite would be handwritten on printer paper.

Because Barneys was the first store to pick up Proenza Schouler (they bought Jack and Lazaro’s senior thesis collection when the designers graduated from Parsons) they are re-issuing 19 pieces from their first collection (Fall 2003) and appropriately calling it First Collection. Now when you look at these pieces, it’s fascinating to see how far they’ve come.

What started as just clothing in a very neutral color palette, with simple textiles (at least compared to what they use today), bustier tops, and an absence of the PS1 (which didn’t happen until 2008) is now a full line (clothing, shoes, bags, jewelry and other accessories) with a more diverse color palette (re: Spring 2010 AKA my jam) and a much wider variety of silhouettes and designs (crowd print dress or a python/lizard/leather skirt anyone?)

Because both Barneys and Proenza mean the world to me, this reissue is quite special. My favorite quote from Barneys’ interview with the designers when asked about their thoughts on their early work…

The attitude is still the same. Our girl is just maybe a bit more polished now, a bit more grown up; maybe she learned a little along the way and is better because of it.

Couldn’t have said it better myself. So if you’re in the market for some exclusive and limited edition (my favorite words) pieces of Proenza, then have at it.

Images via Barneys The Window & Style.com

Vaunte is the brainchild of Gilt’s former VP of Creative (and one of the original Gilt team members), Leah Park, and Gilt’s former VP of Marketing and Brand Relations, Christian Leone. And if you’ve ever read By Invitation Only, you know Gilt gets the best talent.

But enough about Gilt, and more about Vaunte.

Like I said, I already adore this website…so you can imagine how I felt when they asked to do a feature on me a few months ago. And that feature goes live TODAY.

So what Vaunte actually does is they feature items from influential people’s (stylists, editors, etc.) closets, along with a fun story and photos, and once you’re a member of Vaunte, you can actually purchase what the “influencer” has consigned. I would never put my influence level in the same category as Vogue‘s Rickie De Sole, designer Charlotte Ronson or the king of interiors, Nate Berkus…but if Vaunte thinks I’m cool enough then so be it.

So if you want to shop my closet, here’s your chance. Some items you’ll find: a multicolor Marc Jacobs clutch, Alaia sandals (worn once!), a Missoni scarf and some Alexander Wang that cannot be missed (just to name a few…)

So this is my humblebrag. Thank you Vaunte for thinking I’m cool enough. If you’re looking for some other Chicago love on Vaunte, be sure to check out my foodie friend Amanda Puck and the ultimate Dose-r, April Francis.

If you buy anything from my sale, I’d love to hear about it. Let it all out in the comments, as you wish.

And in case you care at all what I’m wearing here (although if you don’t give a shit I’m totally cool with that)

Outfit 1:
Dress: Proenza Schouler.

Outfit 2:
Shirt: Markus Lupfer. Pants: Vince. Shoes: Valentino.

Outfit 3:
Shirt: Alexander Wang. Vest: Kimberly Taylor. Pants: The Row. Shoes: Diego Dolcini. Bag: Prada.

Photos by Brian Sorg, courtesy of Vaunte 

If you’re one of those people who just can’t wear low-rise, appreciate a bit of stretch and still want high quality and great style, then I suggest you hit that “read more” button.

Denim is like skincare, you might absolutely love something because it works perfectly for you…but it’s not necessarily going to do the same for everyone else. I happen to be slightly larger on the bottom than I am on top so certain clothing (specifically denim) is more difficult for me to find. Because I’ve been on the search for great-fitting denim a majority of my adult life, I think I’ve got it down to a science.

If you have an ass (which some consider a blessing but my wallet says it’s a curse) then good quality denim with some stretch is key. I’ve tried denim at all sorts of price points and I’m not saying you have to spend $500 but I haven’t found anything decent in the under $100 range either.

Rag & Bone has been on the top of my list for quite some time. I’ve always loved their clothes but their denim has really stood out to me. Not only do they have a ton of different styles (from skinny to boyfriend, from blue jeans to printed jeans, and everything in between) they fit really well and actually run true to size. Plus, they have a good rise (mid-rise means low-rise to us with some “junk in the trunk” if you know what I mean) and for the most part, they are a true mid-rise. My favorite pair right now are the boyfriend style seen above. If you happen to see me running errands, I’ll most likely be wearing these.

Henry & Belle is a brand I discovered very recently and not only are they a great fit, they’re based in Chicago (yay for local denim!) I own the printed shorts seen above, which are super unique because they don’t look like denim shorts at all. Plus, the fit is so comfortable, you’ll be able to get that Graham Elliot lobster corn dog at Lollapalooza and not feel like you have to unbutton your shorts (you can see I’m pretty much a pro at this by now). Because I love the shorts so much, I can’t stop there. I somehow don’t own any white pants so I’m hoping for these white boyfriend jeans next.

My favorite skinny black jeans used to be Rag & Bone but after a trip to space519 this past Winter, I am all about Baldwin. Of course I’ll always be a die-hard Rag & Bone fan but I like to support the smaller guys too. I actually own the “legging” style from Baldwin and I’m embarrassed to tell you how much I wore them. I’ve given them somewhat of a break because the second it gets warm I’m all about my silk trousers BUT come Fall, they’ll be back in my rotation. Don’t you worry.

Need more denim? Here’s a look at my favorite styles from these designers you can shop below.

But my little Charlotte is no freak show, she’s the star of the show.

And…scene.

WHAT (am I wearing):
Vest: Samantha Sleeper. Shirt: T Alexander Wang. Pants: Sandro (c/o Nordstrom). Sunglasses: Theo. Shoes: Ted Baker. Bag: Charlotte Olympia. Rings: Cartier, Dana Rebecca, Jules. Bracelets: Celine, Dana Rebecca, Hermes. Necklaces: Dana Rebecca. Nails: NARS, Oscar de la Renta.

WHY (am I wearing it):
I had a few priorities when putting together this look — I must wear this fantastic vest (seen in the A Dose of Samantha Sleeper video) and the Charlotte Olympia clutch was an absolute must. I’ve never owned a box clutch before and I’m glad my first is Charlotte. It literally goes with everything, although I have to edit what I carry quite carefully when I choose to wear this bag (totally worth it though). I’m not all that into matching (except in this case) but I can’t help it that #ManiMonday just so happened to go so perfectly with my Samantha Sleeper vest. And as far as the rest goes…I wanted to do something that plays with mixing patterns but of course not go overboard (my #1 priority when getting dressed) so I thought black and white stripes would be the ideal pairing with this vest. I’ve worn these pants more times than I’d like to admit since I got them for the Nordstrom party but I can’t help myself. They seem like a good fitting pair of black trouser pants but up close, they have a bit of texture and a metallic sheen…plus I love the zipper detail up top. Finally, I’ve come up with a new motto for shoes. When in doubt, go rose gold.

WHERE (can you get the look):

Photos by Daniel Kelleghan

So, I’m going to do Resort the only way I know how…with superlatives of course.

Best Coat: Christian Dior. Yes, I told you there were coats.

Best Black & White: 10 Crosby Derek Lam. THOSE PANTS…get into my life.

Best Suit: Altuzarra. If you were wondering what my corporate look would be, this is it.

Most Likely To Be Next On Shit Bloggers Wear: 3.1 Phillip Lim. Pashli has become a backpack…and will become the new fashion week street style sensation. You’ll see.

Best Cool Girl Look: Gucci. This is my kind of outfit…you know, one where I could eat a whole pizza to myself and still feel good about it.

Best Printed Pair: Erdem. Who else?

Biggest Surprise: DKNY. Seriously, I thought this was Givenchy. You go, Donna.

Best Modern Take On Resort: Balenciaga. I’ve never been somewhere fancy and exotic but if I were to go, this would be my look (even though I probably couldn’t eat that whole pizza…)

Coolest Details: Burberry Prorsum. How good is this?

Best Denim: Jen Kao. Green jeans are the new blue jeans.

Best Stripes: Marc Jacobs. Stripes on stripes on stripes.

Best Bag: Proenza Schouler. Duh.

Most Un-Resort: Rag & Bone. Looks like Fall at its finest but hey, it just means more options for us once we’re over FW13.

Best Splatter Paint: Tibi. Well, the only splatter paint…

Best Perforated: Reed Krakoff. When holes in clothes are a good thing.

#ThrowbackThursday: Theyskens Theory. Not sure how this will translate to real life but hey, I enjoy a good challenge.

Best White: Thakoon. I love a monochromatic look with some texture, even better in all white.

Favorite Overall Look: Chanel. I don’t know what this is but Cara is working the shit out of it.

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What are your favorite Resort collections so far? Any competition for these categories I totally made up?

Images via Style.com