I don’t know about you but I’ve never been all that much into Valentine’s Day. Coming from someone who’s very much taken, I really have nothing to be bitter about except for the fact that I’m forced to wear pink and red (neither color I’m a huge fan of) and eat more chocolate than I already do.
If you feel the same way (regardless of your relationship status on FB) here’s a blog post with no hearts, no pink (okay maybe a little pink) and zero flowers. Not your typical Valentine’s Day…
If you think I’m writing this because I’m currently 9,000+ miles away from the bf, that’s most definitely not the case (I’m also that far away from my main man, Laz…now that’s tough). I just don’t like feeling obligated to do something just because it’s a certain day of the year. Another example is Halloween — do I really have to wear a costume because it’s the last day of October? No thanks.
Flowers die (even Givenchy flowers…just wait ’til next season), I’m too old for stuffed animals (unless they’re Wang) and I’ve never been one for candy hearts (Charlotte is an exception). So that’s why I decided to find the 15 least sexy items on the Internet (that are still somewhat cute and/or on trend). If you too have a love/hate relationship with Valentine’s Day then I think you’re going to dig this (lots of fugly shoe trends!) Although if you’re single, I cannot guarantee these items will land you a man. If you’re taken, you wear these things and your guy still sticks around, he’s a keeper. I mean, what’s more attractive than leather board shorts and harem pants? NOTHING!
Image via Net-a-Porter
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