Besides the insane holiday marketing that is the 55 days of Christmas, I told myself I wouldn’t be one of those “holiday pushers” who throws a 300 item gift guide in your face as you put your Halloween costume away. With the day we give thanks and stuff ourselves like the birds we eat (which may not apply to those who opt for a Tofurky) being exactly one week from today, I thought it was about time for my first official holiday post of the season. Those parties are approaching…and you don’t want to be another basic bitch in sparkly dress now do you?

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