To Wedge Or To Flatform?

That is the question.

Have you ever wondered what trends women love but men hate? (there are quite a few of them…hello Uggs!) There’s one, though, that might just surprise you. And today we’re going to talk about it.

I’ve read a couple of those stories / surveys of these types of trends (ones that frequent this list are not only Uggs but drop-crotch pants and anything high-waisted…guys don’t know what they’re missing!) but the one that always tops the list? Surprisingly, wedges.

This survey is something I read a couple of years ago and it really stuck with me. I never realized wedges were offensive. I had always liked wedges, as they’re the easiest way to get height with comfort (and balance!) I also realized in that moment that I have quite a few pairs of wedges but I never wear them anymore. Keep in mind this was a while ago, so why it took me so long to write this post, I have no idea. It was actually a story about Jennifer Lawrence and her sensible wedges that showed up on Vogue yesterday that inspired me to finally write my love / hate letter to wedges.

So up until the moment I realized I no longer liked wedges, I considered them a wardrobe staple…not a trend — just something I’ll always have around. Then I just found myself wearing either heels (perhaps a chunkier style for at least slightly more comfort) or the usual oxfords and loafers. I couldn’t tell you the last time I wore wedges, unless you count these.

Which I also haven’t worn in a while and that’s because I got a little optimistic at Barneys Warehouse and thought my size 39 could rock a 38.5 😉

Now I’m cool with a super chunky heel that’s almost a wedge (see above), or a flatform that’s either totally flat or is slightly elevated (and technically then a wedge). But this? This I can’t get behind.

This was before Kim had ever even heard of Riccardo Tisci…

With how far designs have come, it’s surprising to me that wedges have actually taken a turn for the worst. Who would have thought we could find stylish Birkenstocks and Creepers? But most of the true wedges just look like this. And this reminds me of something a real housewife would wear from running errands to the pool (by the way, no footwear should be worn at the pool or beach if it’s over an inch…maybe two if you’re doing a flatform sandal…maybe).

But besides appropriate poolside footwear, let’s get back to the wedge. I don’t think the article / survey necessarily influenced me to stop liking wedge, as I wear quite a few things I’m sure men hate (lace overalls, anyone?) but maybe it’s just time that wedges and I break up (perhaps for good) and I start a new relationship with their stylish sister — flatforms. They get the height and comfort job done just as well, and you don’t have to look like 2005. It’s a win-win, really.

I realize there are some cool wedges out there. Don’t get me wrong. Like how amazing are these?

But like I said, if you’re looking for height and comfort (meaning, not a heel) I would try something like this as opposed to a true wedge.

I also think I truly confirmed this new-found hatred for wedges two winters ago when I was looking for wedge boots. I wanted height but I didn’t want a heel so I ordered three or four pairs online (just hoping to keep one). Typically when I do this, I want to keep everything. This was a situation where I returned them all…immediately.

I even tried those Givenchy boots I thought were so badass and they just look straight-up weird (I guess, unless you’re Joan Smalls).

So not only will you never find me in wedge sneakers, it looks like you won’t find me in wedge boots either (add it to the list!)

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Am I crazy for hating on wedges or do you feel the same? Thoughts on the flatform? (which I’m sure will soon replace wedges as a trend that men hate…but who cares?!)

Now I’m not saying you will 100% look like a housewife by the pool (which is not a compliment) if you wear wedges…but it is more likely than not. So get yourself some of these, and you’ll be taller, comfortable and fashion-forward in just one STEP 😉 haha yeah I went there.

Images via Vogue & Pinterest