2015 VMAs Red Carpet

You’ll never find more nudity on a red carpet than at the VMAs. And with Miley Cyrus hosting (therefore having multiple outfit changes), it was all just one mostly naked musical extravaganza. Justin Bieber cried. Taylor Swift [sort of] got back at Kanye. Justin and Britney’s denim moment made yet another revival (and it’s much better than last year’s and even the original). So, friends…let’s do this.

Taylor Swift in Ashish

Very rarely do I find myself going “I want to buy that right now” when it comes to the VMAs red carpet, but Taylor found my soft spot — Ashish — and now I want a crop top sequin sweatsuit. Like ASAP. I’m not in love wit the shoes but this sweatsuit is SO good…she could be barefoot and I’d still deem her best dressed.

Rita Ora in Vera Wang

A nip slip just waiting to happen (by the way have we added that term to the Oxford dictionary yet?)

Nicki Minaj in Labourjoisie

It’s the red carpet that naked dresses were meant for…so this should really be no surprise.

Selena Gomez in Calvin Klein

Moving in the total opposite direction of what we typically see at this event, Selena’s got this slight 90s vibe going on. If she wore this for a different occasion, I would feel meh, but it’s so damn refreshing to see something like this at the VMAS so you know what? I DIG IT.

Chrissy Teigen in Marchesa

One of those she looks great but we’ve seen this dress a million times before type of moments…

FKA Twigs in Atelier Versace

All that’s missing is a pair of handcuffs 😉

Britney Spears in Labourjoisie

Poor Britney…

Demi Lovato in Nicolas Jebran Couture

I’m feeling the slicked back (almost wet) hair vibes many celebs were rocking last night. So I’ll give that to her. But this dress is bad. Not in a great dress, wrong girl situation but like in a this dress is actually hideous sort of way.

Hailee Steinfeld in Stella McCartney

It’s still weird to accept that fact that she’s been nominated for an Academy Award and now she has an overplayed song on KISS FM. But besides that…I [for the most part] adore her style. And this is no exception. Perhaps the chicest thing to ever walk the VMAS red carpet? I think yes!

Gigi Hadid in Emilia Wickstead

It’s very…Real Housewives of Miami (oh, the irony).

Helen Lasichanh & Pharrell

Actually makes me want to wear denim on denim. Talk about RELATIONSHIP #GOALS.

Kim Kardashian in Balmain

Not to body shame in ANY way, as we all know she’s pregnant and it is what it is. BUT there is a way to dress for the bump (there’s actually many ways) but THIS is not it.

Kylie Jenner in Balmain

If anyone was wondering what I looked like when I was 18, it’s the opposite of this.

Lily Aldridge in Alexandre Vauthier

You know when someone is just so pretty you can’t even focus on anything else?

Ciara in Alexandre Vauthier Couture

There’s a lot going on. It should make no sense. But for some reason…I’m totally into it.

Emily Ratajkowski in Altuzarra

I realize it’s an exact look from the runway but I’m just not on board with lace-up over-the-knee boots. I am on board with the dress, though…

Cara Delevingne in Saint Laurent

See Taylor comments (minus shoe comments…I’m cool with these). I actually want to buy this dress (although I should have probably started saving a year ago then). It’s also the perfect amount of sparkle and shine for this event without looking so…see everything below.

Miley Cyrus in Atelier Versace

So now the moment we’ve all been waiting for — Miley’s many WTF VMA moments. First up, if Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century got a little more promiscuous and started going to raves (with a hint of Prada Spring 2010)…

Miley Cyrus in Jeremy Scott

Now, a series of photos featuring Miley Cyrus in Jeremy Scott (NSFW?) Sadly, this is the most normal one. It only gets trippier from here.

I’ll start with something nice because it’s true — does this girl just work out constantly or should we just consider her hashtag blessed?

If Cher Horowitz’s super amazing closet turned on her and practically ate her clothes.

Oddly enough, my biggest concern here is not the eye boobs or the mouth crotch…it’s the white go-go boots paired with an orange see-through visor. Now starting to feel like I’m on drugs.